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WHEN I SHOW UP SOMEWHERE WITHOUT A DATE AND EVERYONE ELSE IS COUPLED UP

howdoiputthisgently:

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mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

illuminate-your-soull:

I DIDNT EVEN OMG

I have been waiting for this for too long

suzuharatoji:

WHEN SOMEBODY TELLS YOU THAT YOU AND THE PERSON YOU LIKE WOULD BE CUTE TOGETHER

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Everything Michael Cera stands for

borl2008:

Yup

My roommate- “trains have bad boobs.” Lolsss

ezok:

kayleeseranada:

celebritiesandmovies:

The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library and said, “Forgot my pencil”, but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline.

Did they just make up this entire movie on the spot.

Yes, yes they did.